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11 November 2008 @ 08:48 pm
found this today and found it quite amusing  
Adventures by Disney is designed to take families to places they might be too timid to visit on their own — without loading on the schmaltz. Hiking Machu Picchu with an 8-year-old would be daunting for most travelers. With Disney promising to handle everything, it might seem doable.
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Travel agents say the company is also bringing a degree of comfort and attention to detail that is missing from most family tours. Each day, guides surreptitiously take photos of families enjoying activities and slide copies under their hotel room doors during the night. Ice is carted around in Europe to make up for restaurants that lack it. After river rafting in Peru, guides surprise guests with hot chocolate and a warm towel.

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While Disney characters do not populate the tours, the company relies heavily on what it calls “local storytellers.” For instance, in Venice the Disney tour guide might say, “Some people believe that you can even see the ghost of Marco Polo wandering these streets.” Around the next corner, Marco Polo, a local actor in historical garb, awaits.

Yeah, having someone cart around ice for your Fanta sounds like a real adventure, doesn't it? God forbid you step outside your comfort zone when traveling. I pity the suckers who drop over $4,000 per person NOT INCLUDING AIRFARE for a week long trip to big bad Italy. Save your money and just go to the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas. They have gondolas, pizza, employees dressed in silly costumes, and drinks with ice. It's probably the same experience you'll get with "Adventures by Disney", but for thousands of dollars less.
 
 
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heathersharon[info]heathersharon on November 12th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
That makes me sick. Its disgusting. Somehow, Disney has managed to turn the whole world into a theme park. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish people would step outside their comfort zones and see that the world is an amazing place that needs to be respected and embraced, not sanitized so we don't dirty ourselves with the unwashed masses. But no. We have McDonald's in Paris, Kentucky Fried Chicken in China, Starbucks on damn near every corner and now...Disney EVERYWHERE. Screw them.
 
 

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